How does one come to make criminally buxom woodland creatures? Rendered in only the finest earthenware clay, harvested from the deepest darkest depth of earth by our very own hoofs. Welcome to the mind of the greatest anonymous artist you’ve never heard of – Rhubarbs Old Women Familous Von Dee Gandango the 19th, Arch Duke and Countess of the uninhabited Isle of Barra.

Rhubarbs Old Women Familous Von Dee Gandango the 19th, Arch Duke and Countess of the uninhabited Isle of Barra is everyone’s friend, living in her own artistic commune on her home somewhere in the middle of the north sea. Rhubarbs spends her days wondering the wilderness looking for new, breast riddled friends, whom she is happy to share with the world and its lovely people.

Rhubarbs spends her days searching for new friends, finding the most exquisite of new and beautiful creatures in the dark woods. Perhaps she will make available some of her finding in the future. Only time will tell...